Mocia, The Sexy Jewish Girl, And Me!!!

Mocia, is an originally Iraqi  Jewish American girl that I met ages ago, but she never stops surprising me with her tricks of introducing new friends from bizarre fields. Her last story was with Mr. Saggan whom she suggested to contact me and gather information, and here is his message to me followed by my reply (I changed nothing but the names):

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Hi Sami,

I am a friend of Mocia and she suggested I speak with you.  I work in democracy promotion and I am putting together a list of democratic-minded Palestinians, specifically in the fields of education, politics and economics.  I'm trying to better understand the "bottom up" approach to democracy promotion and civil society.  If you can think of true reformers in these fields, I'd very much appreciate knowing who they are.

Thank you,
R. Saggan

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Dear Mr. Saggan,

I dont know what is the next step the Americans think of, in the shining new era of Obama. We, Palestinians, are the most lucky people in the world who enjoys "human rights" as we have 52 "human rights" organizations only in the west bank, I bet even in the States you don’t have such a HUGE number.

Is it the "reformers" they are looking for or just a tricky way to hold a new "democratic" experiment on the Palestinians in promotion for "peaceful" resistance in the very "democratic" (both the party and the notion) era of Obama? Or are they going to do a very "academic" research of how reformists might lead to a "sustainable" Ghetto for the Palestinians?

I dont believe that you, the Americans, lack the tools of "academic" researches, nor there's a shortage in your "academic" Palestinian agents specially that Palestine is lead by Mr. Dayton now.

Why, in hell, should I, the crazy bedouin, be addressed to serve the very "academic and democratic" Americans at the time they are creating (bloody police unites) to facilitate creating security for "the people of israel" on the whole "promised land"?

Really? Do you lack information?  do you lack the huge archive for every Palestinian leader and activist?  If you lack it just ask the CIA or the Shabak, who can provide detailed information better than any crazy person like me!!

I just meet very simple people and make very, very poor friends at my humble level!!

All the best Mr. Saggan!!

The crazy bedouin

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However,

Mocia, never stopped to surprise me even in our first meeting ages ago. She asked me smilingly of the meaning of my name saying that Arabic names usually have a meaning. I told her that my name is Sami, which means Semitic, or belongs to the Semite people, which I do… but the trick was in her name…

I asked her of her name and she smiled shyly and told me it’s a jewish name. “So what?” I asked her, and added, “as a semite your name would have a meaning, a historic one at least!!”. “yes, but it is too complicated” she replied weirdly, annoyed and reluctant to reply. “As a semite, I can understand the complication, don’t worry.” I said encouragingly.

And she went on explaining:

It is too complicated, but never mind, I will tell you but promise me not to mention it to any body. (I promised her not to and let her complete the story of her name). You know Sami, as an Arab traditions arabs try to give meaning to their names, even the invented ones and mine was invented. As you know my parents are Iraqis and they chose to leave to the States in the early 50s and settled there at the time they kept their strong ties to Zionism and AIPAC, and accordingly they lived the complications of being arab jews, Americans, immigrants and Zionists at the same time….

“So?” I asked encouragingly.

It is too complicated Sami, their life, even right now very complicated and my name as well. My name (as my parents invented it) is compound of two segments: MO and CIA.. My parents hoped that I would be an intelligent leader (official) or agent at least, as they hoped that I would be a Zionist leader and an American intellectual (or whatever) at the same time, and they named me Mocia, hoping that I would be a hi-ranked MOsad leader and a CIA agent or leader. Which is the case now of close coordination, intermingling and cooperation between the AIPAC, Zionism, ADL, Mosad, the State Department, FBI  and CIA… and here is my name MO-CIA!!! Got it Sami?

And as a dumb, of an open mouth, I had nothing but nodded stupidly.  And her surprises never stopped !!

Another surprise was a long time ago (as she knew that I was in need for a job) when the Americans were looking hectically for arab translators to translate the hundred of thousands of phone-call hours (of Arabs of course)…. And in a short time I received an email from (her) friend suggesting a new generous job for me in translation. The (friend) gave me a sample of translating a short phone-call… and I felt weird spying peoples’ privacy and refused that “great” chance of prosperous career!!

Another surprise (or a trick) was recently… I wrote an erotic story just to amuse my sexually perverted mind, and sent it to Mocia (my arab Iraqi American jewish Zionist friend) to edit it. She did the editing perfectly and even added some notes that enlightened my primitive imagination, as it seems that she enjoyed it a lot. But the surprise was to come a few days later.

After a few days I received an email from an Israeli (probably Zionist) man named Shaul. This man mentioned that he is Mocia’s friend and he had read my “brilliant” story that mad him really hot. He explained that he is the director of an Israeli adult website (unlike in the West, this kind of sites are the best trap to recruit agents “collaborators” in our Holy Land) and that he would appreciate it if I can help him in addressing arab “onlookers” to promote his site among the arab browsers!!! And that he will appreciate it if I accept to help them for a regularly paid salary!!!!.... My answer was a big NO, that I write to amuse my “dirty” mind but not to spy on people and (or) use them to serve the Intelligent Agencies!!!!

Here!! As the email above, they come to you with the most shining terminology (of peace, democracy, human rights, cooperation, forgiveness…. And the hell of their deceptive NGOs) to let you swing in in there dirty circle of false and misleading “peace” to serve their evil intention to rule and use the world… just like the close cooperation in lying and lying of the Iraqi mass-destruction weapons, and the promised “democracy” that heaps tens of dead Iraqi people everyday in Iraq at the very moment… and their “creative anarchy” by which they (the zio-American coalition) to systematically devastate the Arab world and keep the zionist dominance… And also the lie of Mr. Bush of a “Palestinian State” before the end of 2008… and what we got? It was doubling the number of jewish settlers in this year!!!

It’s been almost years they are lying of peace and a “Palestinian State” until now the “chosen people” are occupying the whole historic Palestine and segregating the Palestinians in pontostans preparing for the next Srebrenita Massacre here in the West Bank!!!   And we, dumbs, believe their lies and hail happily for the new era of Obama!!!... No, not me anyway, My mission is to reveal the zionist deception but not to go along with them, I am not subject for their lies and tricks of “human rights” and “Democracy” canned in their agents of “NGOs” and whatever the hell they invent!!!

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Why the hell I should be the address to “help” your friends MO-CIA? Please Mocia, leave me alone… I am just a dumb Bedouin who is good for nothing!!

PS: Later on I discovered that Mr. Saggan is a zionist expert in terrorism, and all his researchs are about Alqaeda and the fighting parties in Palestine and Iraq. I just wonder where are the reformists within his tricky plan?

Sami, the bedouin.